Hokey-Pokeys: BaCk To ScHoOl!!

Out of my kids mouth's

Chloee (6): "I don't get how Dad can read with his eyes closed." (After seeing Dad always falling asleep reading his phone or laptop.)
Lincoln (2): "Mom, you're my best friend." (He's obsessed with the movie, Cars and had to recite Mater.)
Nate (6): "Dad, why do you sometimes listen to mom?...You're older than her." (Dad loved this one.)
Chloee (3): "Mom, l want to play king kong." (Pointing to the ping pong table at the gym.)
Nate (5): "Mom, you are choking my heart." (After I told the kids we had to leave the park and go home to clean.)
Chloee(2): "Mom, can I have a tic-tat-too?" (she wanted me to apply a sticker tatto.)
Nate (5): "Mom, Aiden broke up with me." (When his friend came over & wanted to play with Chloee instead.)
Nate (4): "Chloee, you are Laman and you are bad!" (After she stole his toy from him.)
Nate (4): "Mom, can you take the crust off of my pear?"
Chloee (2): "Mom, Lincoln just blessshewd on me!"